So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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