he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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