i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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