Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
this just has baby written all over it
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Im part way to drunk.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
