I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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