We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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