Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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