Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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