So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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