Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
