Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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