Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
