you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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