I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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