It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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