I feel like I'm in dance class right now
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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