I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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