If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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