I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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