this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
How naked do you want me to be?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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