I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've blown a few things in my day
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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