its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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