You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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