So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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