Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
