The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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