So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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