You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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