Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
zippers are such a cool invention
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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