i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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