She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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