Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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