The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
