This dress was meant to end up on your floor
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I deserve this hangover.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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