Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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