I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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