It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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