is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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