I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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