Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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