Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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