i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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