New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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