She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
