I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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