You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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