At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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