Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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