And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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