Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
