Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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