why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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