Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I have already put on my inside pants.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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