So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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